i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART
I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
this child is just like me when i get tickled
Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of
It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.
to tha window
if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire
THIS SONG HAD BEEN COVERED BY ED SHEERAN. JOHNNY CASH, JACK WHITE AND LIKE EVERYBODY BUT NO ONE DOES IT LIKE THIS KID WITH AN IPHONE.
YOU NEED THIS. MY. GOD.
- her: come over
- me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
- her: my parents aren't home
- me: he is ASLEEP
people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you