my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
do you ever stretch and it feels like you just pulled your whole life together
my hands are really weighing me down maybe you should hold them for a while
I’m so using this
i have it copyrighted
a summary of american sex eduation
Summary of Texas sex education.
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
no spoons a good spoon without a boner
my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt warm your heart then idk what will